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HP: Would you rather be rich or be beautiful?
Gardner: Beauty gets you wealth, so I'll say beauty and then that will get me rich.
HP: Tell us something people don't usually know about you.
Gardner: I can pick my nose with my tongue.
HP: Ew!
Gardner: I know. [Laughs]
HP: Football or foosball?
Gardner: Foosball.
HP: Bert or Ernie?
Gardner: Ernie.
HP: Who would you rather marry, Nancy Reagan or Ru Paul?
Gardner: Nancy Reagan sort of looks like my mom, so Ru Paul.
HP: Anything else you want to say to Houston?
Gardner: You know that big water wall you have?
HP: The Williams Water Wall? Over at the Transco Tower?
Gardner: Yeah, that's it. I really like it. I've seen it a couple of times before. So please tell Houston I'm looking forward to checking out the water wall. Oh, and come to the show. -- Interview by Olivia Flores Alvarez
Guster appears Saturday, September 16, at Verizon Wireless Theater, 520 Texas, 713-230-1666.