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Barack Obama and Me
It was the year 2000 and I was a young hungry reporter in Chicago covering a young hungry state legislator
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Mescaline on the Mexican Border
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A Prison Cover-up During Hurricane Rita
For days after the storm, inmates in Beaumont lived without A/C, electricity or hot meals. Press releases kept saying everything inside was fine. Guards and prisoners agree — that was nothing but B.S.
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Little Bitty Burger Barn
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Ghost Town CFS: Carriage House Cafe
Step back in time to a spooky old carriage barn with a monster chicken-fried steak
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Barack Obama and Me (246)
It was the year 2000 and I was a young hungry reporter in Chicago covering a young hungry state legislator
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Save Lobo: A Siberian Husky Mix is Sentenced to Die (28)
Why? Because he's big and intimidating and because one family complained about him over and over again
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A Prison Cover-up During Hurricane Rita (13)
For days after the storm, inmates in Beaumont lived without A/C, electricity or hot meals. Press releases kept saying everything inside was fine. Guards and prisoners agree — that was nothing but B.S.
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Are You Hot Enough for Citizen Lounge? (6)
All This Useless Beauty
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Rotten to the Corps: A Question of Justice at Texas A&M (140)
Thanks to A& M and a district attorney, two cadets escape punishment for beating in a student's face
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No Reservations, I Could Never Be Your Woman, In the Shadow of the Moon, The Independent
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Margot at the Wedding, American Gangster: Unrated Extended Edition, Lust, Caution, Excellent Cadavers
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Hell Yes: Devil May Cry 4
Dante's inferno rages on
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It's Always Dead at The Club
Yet another clumsy first person shooter
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Justice League: The New Frontier, The Darjeeling Limited, Death at a Funeral, Beowulf: Director's Cut
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Geraldo Rivera Is Stupid: A Review of His Panic: Why Americans Fear Hispanics in the U.S.
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The King of Kong, Monty Python's Life of Brian: The Immaculate Edition, King of California, Automatons
By Robert Wilonsky , Jordan Harper , and Jim Ridley
Published: January 31, 2008
The King of Kong
(New Line)
Seth Gordon's best-of-2007 documentary, about the battle for Donkey Kong supremacy, remains a work-in-progress: Billy Mitchell, the longtime titleholder dethroned by Steve Wiebe over the course of this hysterical, thrilling and occasionally sad little film, recently reclaimed the throne — and Wiebe has vowed to come after him again. And so it goes, on and on and on. Which makes The King of Kong, augmented here by more extras than a Cecil B. DeMille movie, that much more engaging: Gordon, pitting the mulleted Mitchell against the wimpy Wiebe in a battle fought with joysticks, has made a classic doc about how nothing is more exhilarating and exhausting than the drive to win at all costs. Mitchell, emerging as the villain, can be a conniving sumbitch; Wiebe, our softhearted hero, a distracted dad. Worth every last dime — quarter, too. — Robert Wilonsky
Monty Python's Life of Brian: The Immaculate Edition
(Sony)
Not Python's funniest film (but still pretty damn funny), Life of Brian in some ways is more an act of balls than comedy. New Testament humor remains rare today — and was even more so in 1979, when the English were still handing out jail time for blasphemy; the protests and boycotts got so bad that the troupe needed fan George Harrison to finance the project. All of which makes the new hour-long doc here more interesting than you might expect. Less interesting are the commentaries, which stitch together the voices of five Pythons from separate interviews. Still, if you're the type who yells out "The Judean People's Front!" at random, the deleted scenes and radio ads will be captivating. And stop doing that. — Jordan Harper
King of California
(First Look)
If DVDs came with a function that allowed you to switch off unnecessary voice-overs, writer-director Mike Cahill's ambling, amiable comedy-drama would be significantly improved. There's an excess of ham-handed narration in this desperately quirky tall tale about a sober teen (Evan Rachel Wood) whose windmill-tilting dad (Michael Douglas) lures her into a madcap quest for Spanish treasure under the concrete floor of a SoCal Costco. The film is distinguished by the rapport between its stars: Douglas in grizzled prospector mode, with eyes that give off a mad sparkle, and the wondrous Wood, who wears a McDonald's cap like a halo of responsibility. The familiarity of its lovable-misfit plot is offset by Cahill's emphasis on the desolate poetry of suburban sprawl and chain-restaurant logos. — Jim Ridley
Automatons
(Facets)
"Filmed in Robo-Monstervision" is a great way to start a film — any film. And Automatons delivers, with a look like no other sci-fi pic you've ever seen. Director James Felix McKenney conceals his microbudget with grainy, high-contrast black-and-white that builds mood when it could have just looked cheap. (What does feel cheap is the dialogue, which was dubbed in later.) The story, about a bunkered girl in a post-apocalyptic world, is simple to a fault: Every day she sends her robots out to do battle with enemy 'bots. It's a never-ending cycle in a war that has lasted her entire life and may not end with the fall of humankind. The war-is-pointless theme is laid on heavy, but the psycho-retro imagery is marvel enough to make Automatons worth checking out — and McKenney a director to look out for. — Harper









